Should we have a Department of Sexual Stress Relief in the U.S. government?
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 at
1:08 pm
NONAME asked:
All these guys in high stress, government positions apparently aren’t getting enough sex at home. Should we create a department where they can go to get their needs met? Then they can go back to the business of running their country or state. After all, Kim Jong Il in North Korea has his own ‘Patriotic Ladies Brigade’ and the Saudi Royals have all their wives. We need to fix this problem.
All these guys in high stress, government positions apparently aren’t getting enough sex at home. Should we create a department where they can go to get their needs met? Then they can go back to the business of running their country or state. After all, Kim Jong Il in North Korea has his own ‘Patriotic Ladies Brigade’ and the Saudi Royals have all their wives. We need to fix this problem.
Tagged with: Government Positions • Kim Jong Il • Running
Filed under: Stress
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Department Chair = Bill Clinton.
its called Nevada
These guys (except Mark Foley) were all married. If their wives can’t help them, it’s their own fault. I’m no Ron Paul, but there’s a federal agency I’d work my **** off to have abolished. Unless they gave Hef a Cabinet position to run it. That would be great.
Maybe they just need to marry a woman who isn’t so worried about messing up her hair.
lol….yes we should!! it started with our founders…..they preferred the women slaves and little girl slaves over their wives……maybe they should stop marrying for convenience and social status and start marrying the ones with the best “nookie”….But until that happens a Department of Stress Relief would be great hell maybe then they will ***** us into world peace!!
why???most politicians are jerk offs to begin with,isnt that sexual stress relief enough???
maybe we could just start putting Viagra and testosterone in diet coke…would be simpler…
Well..the old chiche’ says “Do as I say but don’t do what I do”…right ? These guys should do like the politicos in Latin America …have a wife for social events and a mistress or mistresses for fun(sex etc.)…and keep them all happy, wife knows about it but she is happy as long as husband provides for her and everything(the assets) is in her hands. And mistress is happy as long as the guy provides for her and keeps her entertained. And gives her a house or condo …All the kids from both women go to the same school and they all live a happy life.
Everybody knows about what’s going on and nobody talks about it…everybody is kept happy.
No, we should just use common sense and legalize prostitution.
Perhaps, but in some Reps case, that would require hiring under-age boys, and thats a no-no.
they are called airport restrooms