A blonde calls her husband at work and says, “Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it
started.”
Her husband asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her husband decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then …” He sighed
“Let’s put all the Frosted Flakes back into the box.”
Comments
getting better……………..lol
im a blond, but me and my coworkers are bustin up right now, thanx for that one!
That was hilarious!!!!
lol…by the way, yahoo deleted my joke the other day =(… sniff sniff… so I wrote to them, waiting for a reply back, lol! thanks for the funny… =)
That’s cute. But I’m not married. Am I still allowed to laugh at it?
OK that was hilarious!!!!! Got anymore???
Great joke.
Hahahaha! That’s awesome!!
I don’t get it……
ahahah just kiddin
LOL…so loud that had my boss read it too…he’s still laughing…Thanks
That’s great! Right up my alley too. Did you hear about the brunette that found a bottle on the beach? When she rubbed it, a genie popped out and said, ” You get 3 wishes, but every wish that you make, every blond in the world gets double that amount.” The woman says, ” OK give me a real nice house with a car in the garage. Then give me an honest, loving, good looking and faithful husband.” The genie did this and then told her, “OK now every blond in the world now has 2 real nice houses with cars in the garage and also 2 loving husbands. Now what is you 3rd wish? The brunette then said,” See that stick over there? I want you to beat me 1/2 to death with it!
Funny man Funny
lol sounds about right
hahaha!!! i loved it……..u made my day!!! thanks
lol thank you
OMG…i can’t stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
